i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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