Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
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sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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