Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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