They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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