maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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