Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
There's always time for handjobs
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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