i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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