I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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