Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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