Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize