they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Randomize
