left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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