Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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