belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think my vagina is haunted
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
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he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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