Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
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she peed on how many people?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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