do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
