Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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