I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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