He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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