You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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