Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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