I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize