Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
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