I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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