the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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