Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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