Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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