I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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