The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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