If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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