Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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