I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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