Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Are we still banned from the library?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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