Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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