I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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