thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
My feet surprised me
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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