i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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