You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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