Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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