Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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