if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize