I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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