Tell her she can't have a vagina
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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