I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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