i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
