i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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