and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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