Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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