Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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