This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
We don't watch enough power rangers
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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