Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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