also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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