So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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