its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
