Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
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If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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